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I started this year off putting silly jokes into the kids lunch boxes. They have gone over so well with M and M, I decided to round up some extra special jokes for the month of October. Any guesses what the theme is? You got it. Halloween jokes for kids. Fun right?
M and M love Halloween. What’s not to love? Scary storytelling, spooky pretend play and of course all the candy! I just know these jokes are going to be a huge hit.
Don’t miss the Fall Jokes or Christmas Jokes!
Halloween Jokes for Kids
Click here to print these jokes.
There are 23 jokes. I counted and that is the number of school days in October. You can write them on a napkin or use the printable Halloween Jokes for Kids. I think I’ll do a mix of both this month. Having the printable ready will make it easier for those days I’m rushed.
- What does a ghost do to stay safe in a car? — He puts on his sheet belt.
- Why did the witches cancel their baseball game? — They couldn’t find their bats.
- What do monsters turn on in the summer time? — The scare conditioner.
- Why is it safe to tell a mummy your secret? — It’ll keep it under wraps.
- Why was the jack-o-lantern afraid to cross the road? — It had no guts.
- What is a scarecrows favorite fruit? — STRAW-berries.
- What is the best way to speak to a monster? — From a long distance away!
- Where do baby ghosts go during the day? — Day-scare centers.
- What do birds say on Halloween? — Twick o Tweet.
- What is the most important subject a witch learns in school? — Spelling.
- What kind of roads do ghosts haunt? — Dead ends.
- How do you make a witch itch? — Take away the W
- Why didn’t the skeleton go to the ball? — Because he had no BODY to go with.
- What do witches put on their hair? Scare spray.
- Why don’t ghosts like rain? — It dampens their spirits.
- What did the scarecrow say to the kid dressed up as corn? — That costume is a-MAZE-ing.
- What candy do you eat on the playground? — Recess pieces.
- Why do witches wear name tags? — So they will know which witch is which.
- Why didn’t the scarecrow eat dinner? — He was already stuffed.
- What kind of monster loves to disco? — The boogieman.
- Why do people like vampires so much? — Because they are FANGtastic.
- What does a cool witch ride instead of a motorcycle? — A Brrrrrr – oomstick.
- How do you make a skeleton laugh? — Tickle its funny bone.
Do know any Halloween jokes for kids? Add them in the comments.
This post originally appeared on September 17, 2014.